Certified Yapper.
For the folks who treat conversations like marathons—with no finish line in sight.
This shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a warning label, a lifestyle statement, and a badge of honor all in one. Whether you're narrating your grocery list, giving unsolicited movie reviews, or telling a story with ten unrelated tangents and three impersonations, this tee lets the world know what they’re in for. You’re not just talkative. You’re certified.
And because your voice has texture, so does your shirt—the “certified yapper.” lettering is done in raised puff ink for that bold, 3D feel. It pops off the fabric like your thoughts pop off your brain—suddenly, frequently, and with absolutely no filter.
Great for extroverts, over-sharers, podcast hosts, talkative baristas, group chat hijackers, and anyone who’s ever said, “Wait—one more thing!” twenty minutes into a goodbye.
Slip it on, open your mouth, and never look back. Yappin’ is a gift. Let them hear you. Let them feel you.