All Whoopsies, No Daisies Tee 🌼🚫
Ever feel like everyone else is living in a serene meadow, gently picking daisies… while you’re over here accidentally setting that meadow on fire? Same. This shirt is for the folks whose days are a series of “Wait, what just happened?” moments, punctuated by stubbed toes, spilled coffee, and a thousand awkward “whoopsies.”
No delicate flower energy here—just pure, glorious chaos wrapped in cotton. Perfect for klutzes, overthinkers, and those who somehow manage to trip over flat surfaces. Wear it to warn others that your vibe is less botanical garden, more slapstick comedy.
Because let’s be real: life’s too short for daisies when there are so many whoopsies to be had.